citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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standbys:

when u see ur crush across the mall 

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

xiumeme:

when your whole crew’s outfits are on point

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